Disoveries: Humans are not inherently good beings. A conscience is exactly that, con-science; illogical. There are few pitfalls in life that a Sabintha Story can't fix. Careful manipulation wins over brute force in the end. Patience is indeed a great virtue. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. If you can't beat 'em, then they're not tied down hard enough. If something smells like a certain object or event, but isn't, sensory whiplash is imminent. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. The ability to bat for both teams widens the playing field. Exponentially. Sex is good, gay sex is better, gay sex between fictional characters is best. The gutter is a wonderful place for a mind to inhabit. Love ain’t nothin’ but sex misspelled. My Property Policy: Whatever isn’t nailed down is mine, and whatever I can pry up isn’t nailed down. Spandex hides a great multitude of sins. Only a true Canadian can make love in a canoe. It is physically possible, and the race is on. And finally, don't come a-knockin' if the tent is a-rockin'.
